LÈSE MAJESTÉ

We are encountering a dissimulation of an abominable travesty
This laisser-faire approach is somewhat typical for a lèse majesté
Yearning to offer a nervy gibberish and jargon to an illustrious bell ringer
Nonetheless this courageous intelligence agent is a wasp and a stinger
Wishing to remain anonymous because of the possibility of harassment
while this babbling buffoon is the laughing stock of total embarrassment.
Although spoiled with a silver spoon his basic attitude is tyrannical
intimidating all of his associates with a smirk insinuating the satanical.
Overly paranoid ready to pounce like a panther on all his suspected threats
Manipulating his finances still completely swallowed in dauntingly irreparable debts.
Nevertheless he claims to be owning over three billion while healing no bloody souls.
Shamelessly xenophobic although the Slavic princess’ come through his buttonholes
Offering his insect-infected hotels with golf courses to G7 and the somberly elites
Clearly avoiding tax audits spewing his immunity claiming he has lost his receipts.
Claiming to be irreproachable regardless of the reality which is bound to arrive
He stands with his cowardly approach contradicting himself to somehow survive
Unaware of his blatant ignorance stumbling over logic which is undeniable
Hoping for a miracle which will salvage his image of being thoroughly unreliable
Slipping on a banana peel being submerged within his idiocies of black humor
His insomnia has rudely begun with nightmares while his life can’t look gloomier
The songstress of the House has commenced the ceremony because of simple bribery
with a hosts of newly-born liberals certifying their priorities encircling the spidery.
The bats have come to visit the holy hill where this castle is built upon the forbidden
while his egocentricity echoes through the ridiculed and helplessly overridden.
Scottish airports being utilized with war games under his direction for Turnberry
and her golf balls which boogie on every post keeping the chefs all worried and wary.
Hideous phone calls blackballing Kiev forcing their freshly newly-chosen president
to do the bully’s bidding as the Bolsheviks sit on their eastern border as residents.
Carelessly shifting the hierarchy and modifying the preference to twenty-twenty
leaving Mueller’s book to the vultures while we are badgered with this 21st century.
Liberate the virtuous from bondage and release a flock of the white doves of Noah
to save humanity from this sinking ship as all righteousness and Hawaii say aloha.
We invoke our Counselor to protect each infant glorifying their joyous existence
ratifying their given gifts gratefully sharing our positive demeanor with exuberance.