GRUMPY HUMPTY

Grumpy Humpty has been creamed and impeached
All of his insidious dreams won’t ever be reached
All of his maneuvers will be hung on the wall
Tripping on a banana peel outraged and appalled
All the queen’s horses with their women and men
Wouldn’t remorse as he cries for some amends
The head of the Senate is speaking quite partial
Without meaning and rhyme like a wicked Marshall
Subtly functional however completely unhinged
Drinking Kentucky whiskey and out on a binge
Blurting out phrases of coup, spies and treason
Contradictory statements of lies without reason
Screaming for facts lacking knowledge and fitness
Hiding the truth and forbidding a valid witness
Their baseless nonsense in no logical rhetoric
Lacking in its essence and completely allegoric
Confusing the issue and pervasively pedantic
Raging irrationally with their outrageous antics
Interrupting due process by refusing his presence
disrespecting the deceased with utter irreverence
Blaspheming decency with innuendos of lewdness
Disqualifying humor with his blatant crudeness
We sit and observe each moment of atrocity
Astounded at his crass and brassy hypocrisy
Teaching his children to upset and collude
with an inflexibility and narcissistic attitude
Staying illusory with their noses so aloof
Hiding in the attic underneath a hole in the roof
Detaching realism from each important issue
Watching the gangrene grow beneath their tissue
Each morning becomes an event so very deploring
As Humpty dreams a nightmare while loudly snoring
Purchasing secretly his fake platinblonde toupé
Caught red-handed needling his Russian crochet
Spoon feeding us Vladimir’s Kremlin Propaganda
While stealing the good and evil list from our dear Santa
Let’s not forget his obvious forms of contortion
“Do me a favor, though” sounds much like extortion
Being scolded in class for he’s blown it with a bungle
Firing advisors like he always did in his asphalt jungle
Feeling sorry for himself so detached with no regret
Here comes the hammer called the Lincoln Project
Grumpily he tested fate with his disrupted karma
by misusing his power forcing Mexican children’s trauma
No angels will be waiting for you at the Pearly Gates
Humpty has been incessantly heartless and irate
With your greedy servants you sit before damnation
Behaving like a gangster sitting in condemnation
Attempting constantly to continue your false obstruction
Waving the wand of freedom for the usage of corruption
Billy sits with his whims twisting in his seat with ants in his pants
while Mike is gaining weight devoid of any responsible chance.
Rootie Kazootie lost his popularity while performing in the circus
and will never be fired because his game is jarring and raucous
So we all wait in patience for a possibly rigorous and fair trial
Hoping for an angelic voice to come from a Rootie butt-dial
In spite of the fact Humpty is perhaps a hefty co-conspirator
We brace ourselves for the turbulent winds of the next theater.