FLIBBERTIGIBBETT in a FLUSTERY FIDGET

Flibbertigibbet in a flustery fidget
Is twisting the truth with every digit
Unfortunately nonfunctional is his gadget
Defying his useless charismatic magnet
Jumping on some ludicrous tactic
Showing his logic is completely erratic
Blowing his top acting quite impulsive
Blatant comments so ugly and repulsive
Causing an usually uncontrollable chaos
Grounded in his most recent Russian payoffs
Flying off miserably from his bloody cuff
Attempting to lie about a clumsy bluff
A screwed up base is a blessing in disguise
Nonetheless it’s inevitable his demise
Maybe we will see him bite the bullet
Like Silverstein as he said to pull it
We should give him the benefit of the doubt
Otherwise he will squeal, screech and pout
Maybe he’ll go back to the drawing board
And sharpen his teeth and his bloody sword
No wonder he is full of refute and defiance
This is typical and so real rocket science
Playing a game of golf, no pain, no gain
Only a bunch of bogeys he will obtain
Always seeming to be bent out of shape
Avoiding the usual righteous red tape
Apparently making all matters worse
Turning the hands of a clock in reverse
We’ll be crossing the bridge when we come to it
Upheaves his patience and he will have none of it
Perfectly fit to add some insult to injury
Destroying motivation and wasting energy
Magically brainwashing with his altered reality
Making tin soldiers as a general formality
Dropping a drone as a secretive surprise
Hoping no angels will suddenly arise
Being berserk at what actually occurred
Actions do speak much louder than words
Birds of a feather seemed to flock together
Release them all into a torrential weather.
Maybe the deluge with gusts so thunderous
will wake the vile, cruel and unscrupulous.
No consideration with the drop of a hat
will begin the rustling thoughtless tit for tat.
Sending roses to the Nancy’s buttercup
won’t conceal this obvious cover-up.
Uncle Sam thinks every cloud has a silver lining
but serendipity needn’t begin with pining.
Gagging the witness’s with threats and intimidation
leaves the truth untold with no true deliberation.
Making solemnity a simple wild goose chase
doesn’t help his efforts to win the race.
Living on extra time on very thin ice,
never listening to some decent advice,
has stranded him to try to dragoon
all of the monkey and other baboons.
Making themselves so laughably foolish
while Melanie looks so terribly shrewish.
Impeachment he takes with a grain of salt
hence his arrogance and ignorance are at fault.
So go ahead and throw caution into the wind
Your adversaries will wrestle until you’re pinned.
Then you will visit the three ghosts of Ebenezer
and land in a cold cell; the spiritual deep freezer.