THROWING SPITBALLS AT THE CONSTITUTION

Our nutcase has never read this priceless parchment.
He has futily attempted to thwart the enlargement
of his legal process being now carefully conducted.
Taking the amendments of law he simply abducted
cooperation with obstruction since the Mueller Report.
Perniciously punkie the Ex-Prez assists to constantly contort
reality like a unattractive rascal exhibiting his white trash.
Not as comical as the irreverent song the Monster mash
he has chewed on his documents giving need for an overhaul.
Resembling a hooligan from the 7th Grade throwing spitballs
at the constitution like a blackboard of his Science teacher.
Mutilating government papers is fraudulent much like a creature
acting like a predator with his helpless prey stony and calloused.
Laughing like a hyena filled with hatred and a good portion of malice.
Caught red-handed with his 15 Boxes he schlepped to Mar-a-Lago
caught in Palm Beach with Procol Harum’s skip the light fandango.
Leaving memos on his Resolute Desk gifted to Hayes from Victoria;
making paper airplanes out of classified texts slimily in euphoria.
Keeping his par scores hidden under the incriminating sentences
scribbling caricatures of Jack Nicklaus like Santa resemblances.
Lost his hush money case by screwing up Miss Stormy Daniels
treating her like a mutt instead of a princess or Cocker Spaniel.
Now he is missing a girlfriend outside of Marjorie Taylor Green
ready to grab Lauren Boebert whether it is vulgar or obscene.
Poor Melania’s days as a mother are no longer limited to Sir Barron.
She’s been degraded to a housemaid spinning, knitting and doing errands.
DJ Junior, Eric and Ivanka are invited to New York by Letitia James
in conjunction with Cyrus Vance the high waters were just a game.
Allen Howard Weisselberg has been arrested but won’t point his finger
as his loyalty has proven lucrative and his flip was a homely humdinger.
It seems as if the wise guys get away with murder and are above the law.
We are waiting for Merrick Garland to cut the mustard with his chainsaw.
Billy Barr has offered his services to the committee though his Lafayette Square
was an attack on liberty and a sacrilege to St. John who was confiding upstairs.
Misusing the liberal citizens of Portland with again unmarked paramilitary
driving helpless BLM demonstrators in captivity without any true judiciary.
Standing in front of Mount Rushmore blaspheming the loving Lakota
not reflecting on Crazy Horse as Custer’s Last Stand was the true quota.
I picture the day when DJ will be incarcerated playing crap with his papers
nibbling away the corners forming his famous spitballs for his crumby capers.
He asked the warden for a facsimile of the Bill of Rights for his prison wall
as he sneers with a heave ho throwing five kilos of Papier-mâché ten-feet tall.