AFFIDAVIT FOR THE LACKEYS OF A FASCIST

AFFIDAVIT FOR THE LACKEYS OF A FASCIST

Reiterating like a mocking bird the conceited fool’s falsehoods
Jim was asked whether he engaged in the utmost unlikelihood
of conversing with DJ during the afternoon of Epiphany.
“Hum ma Nome ne » was his answer, an utter inefficiency
raising the questions of earnestness with ample amnesia.
Then we have the Senator with his crumby cornucopia
of fake electors who are all up for an active affidavit.
Discovered from American Oversight the evidence pervaded
all norms involving swing states with an obvious scheme.
This process of course became a delirious pipe dream
arriving as a smoking gun for Rachel back in January.
Immediately the gang of lackeys deserved no sanctuary
and should have been grabbed by their shirt’s collars
thrown into incarceration while paying umpteen dollars.
Then we have had the denier Josh with his measly fist
clutched in solidarity to a Maga crowd who all did enlist.
He propagated the Big Lie and helped to incite the riot
trying to play Captain Hook or some other stupid pirate.
Stealing the election was an elephant’s issue trumpeted
through his trunk showing the complicit attitude he coveted.
He objected the certification of Joe Biden’s fabulous victory
by bringing to the Senate floor his despicable witchery.
Being gullible listeners Maga were stooges of a victimized
narcissist who expressed only grievances of the agonized.
He is the propaganda expert riding his one trick pony
nevertheless he is full of malarkey, cheese and bologna.
Claiming all is protected for he is still Prez with a privilege
which is executive although he is a fugitive with no linkage.
Cancun Cruz is a very special candidate lost in big Texas
ready to chase the devil to Georgia and raise hell in Vegas.
He always gave clear credence to the philosophy of theft
of the presidency and contributed greatly to hate from the left.
He has repeatedly voiced his theories of likely voter fraud
although Chris Krebs said the election was clean und unflawed.
Disseminating the Big Lie has been the inevitably chosen path.
Nevertheless minus 7 Million is a massive number in basic math.
# 45 was our popular populist whose token left-wing fascists
didn’t exist like nightmarish fairy tales similar to the Exorcist.
Mister McCarthy has also misplaced his mistaken priorities
supporting the liar and fired Liz for speaking out as the minority.
Hence we will have Trump’s endorsements as new lawmakers
unless the affidavit comes for the complicity of these Quakers.
A very long compilation of supposed lawless representatives
is assembled for future usage in the inventory of negatives.
Loudermilk and his guided tours with Miss Lauren Boebert
sing “For Whom the Bell Tolls” as they walk slowly homeward.
Other Senators are on hand for the final belligerent tally
as they all are invited to the next Lee Greenwood YMCA rally.
So you baboon declare your affidavit is politically motivated.
Soon enough a Reality Host will be completely disintegrated.
You will be winking to your girlfriend and ally Miss Ghislaine
through the bars confining you from your next campaign.

Robert Aderholt (AL)Rick Allen (GA)Jodey Arrington (TX)Brian Babin (TX)Jim Baird (IN)Jim Banks (IN)

Cliff Bentz (OR)Jack Bergman (MI)Stephanie Bice (OK)Andy Biggs (AZ)
Dan Bishop (NC)Lauren Boebert (CO)Mike Bost (IL)Mo Brooks (AL)Ted Budd (NC)
Tim Burchett (TN)Michael Burgess (TX)Ken Calvert (CA)Kat Cammack (FL)Jerry Carl (AL)
Buddy Carter (GA)John Carter (TX)Madison Cawthorn (NC)Steve Chabot (OH)
Ben Cline (VA)Michael Cloud (TX)Andrew Clyde (GA)Tom Cole (OK)Rick Crawford (AR)
Warren Davidson (OH)Scott DesJarlais (TN)Mario Diaz-Balart (FL)Byron Donalds (FL)

Jeff Duncan (SC)Neal Dunn (FL)Ron Estes (KS)Pat Fallon (TX)Michelle Fischbach (MN)
Scott Fitzgerald (WI)Chuck Fleischmann (TN)Virginia Foxx (NC)Scott Franklin (FL)
Russ Fulcher (ID)Matt Gaetz (FL)Mike Garcia (CA)Bob Gibbs (OH)Carlos Gimenez (FL)
Louie Gohmert (TX)Bob Good (VA)Lance Gooden (TX)Paul Gosar (AZ)Garret Graves (LA)
Sam Graves (MO)Mark Green (TN)Marjorie Greene (GA)Morgan Griffith (VA)
Michael Guest (MS)Jim Hagedorn (MN)Andy Harris (MD)Diana Harshbarger (TN)
Vicky Hartzler (MO)Kevin Hern (OK)Yvette Herrell (NM)Jody Hice (GA)
Clay Higgins (LA)Richard Hudson (NC)Darrell Issa (CA)Ronny Jackson (TX)
Chris Jacobs (NY)Mike Johnson (LA)Bill Johnson (OH)Jim Jordan (OH)
John Joyce (PA)Fred Keller (PA)Trent Kelly (MS)Mike Kelly (PA)

David Kustoff (TN)Doug LaMalfa (CA)Doug Lamborn (CO)Jacob LaTurner (KS)
Debbie Lesko (AZ)Billy Long (MO)Barry Loudermilk (GA)Frank Lucas (OK)
Blaine Luetkemeyer (MO)Nicole Malliotakis (NY)Tracey Mann (KS)
Brian Mast (FL)Kevin McCarthy (CA)Lisa McClain (MI)Daniel Meuser (PA)
Mary Miller (IL)Carol Miller (WV)Alex Mooney (WV)Barry Moore (AL)

Markwayne Mullin (OK)Gregory Murphy (NC)Troy Nehls (TX)Ralph Norman (SC)
Devin Nunes (CA)Jay Obernolte (CA)Burgess Owens (UT)Steven Palazzo (MS)
Gary Palmer (AL)Greg Pence (IN)Scott Perry (PA)August Pfluger (TX)
Bill Posey (FL)Guy Reschenthaler (PA)Tom Rice (SC)Mike Rogers (AL)

Hal Rogers (KY)John Rose (TN)Matt Rosendale (MT)David Rouzer (NC)
John Rutherford (FL)Steve Scalise (LA)David Schweikert (AZ)Pete Sessions (TX)
Jason Smith (MO)Adrian Smith (NE)Lloyd Smucker (PA)Elise Stefanik (NY)
Greg Steube (FL)Chris Stewart (UT)Glenn Thompson (PA)Tom Tiffany (WI)
William Timmons (SC)Jefferson Van Drew (NJ)Beth Van Duyne (TX)Tim Walberg (MI)
Jackie Walorski (IN)Randy Weber (TX)Daniel Webster (FL)Roger Williams (TX)
Joe Wilson (SC)Rob Wittman (VA)Ron Wright (TX)Lee Zeldin (NY)
Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, James Lankford of Oklahoma,
Steve Daines of Montana, John Kennedy of Louisiana,
Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee and Mike Braun of Indiana,
and Sens.-elect Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, Roger Marshall of Kansas,
Bill Hagerty of Tennessee and Tommy Tuberville of Alabama
Along with the aforementioned Josh Hawley of Missouri and Ted Cruz
of the great state of Texas.