QUACK and SHELLAC DECEIT WITH a TWEET

Creaming the adulterous whores with concessions
Forgetting your own words with confessions
The 118th session has turned into a bloody farce
Boar sandwiches are what our speaker devours.
Trying like an eighth grader to practice revenge
Meeting up with Boris by the Druid’s Stonehenge
Wearing the outfits of the hilarious Monty Pythons
Letting his entire hatred look like ghostly bygones
Entering the duke’s castle looking for cute Rapunzel
Hanging her hair down for the Reps and their puzzle
Cutting the taxes of the richest tumultuous tycoons
Dark money’s flowing into a cesspool’s spittoon
Rattling the chains of the old prankster Ebenezer
Trying his damnedest but Marjorie is a teaser
One day she will be his dilemma and demise
No matter how much for pity he cringes and cries
She’ll tighten the muzzle of this whining hound
Complaining of her wages was her screeching sound
Now we’ve received Jordan from good ol’ Ohio
and Scalise the snake from the banks of the Bayou.
Passing out subpoenas although he’s answered to none
It seems the hypocritical attempt to get their work done.
Being dealt a stop sign from a January-Molasses Merrick
Yes Jimmy is hiding his attitude being completely hysteric
Miss Boebert and Gaetz are disqualified as insurrectionists
Hanging on a thread waiting for the true Catholic exorcists
The Freedom Caucus has amply earned their rights to prison
but have jumped on McCarthy with their medieval vision
Pushing against the walls and economics of the debt ceiling
Waving the Trump flags for elections they’ve been stealing
Raising drug prices to help granny become disabled
Leaving their horses whinnying in a runaway stable
Of course we will wage our culture wars with Doctor Seuss
Letting Lizzo sing her choruses about blaming it on the juice
Now we’ve got Truth Social where our Ex can squeal and quack
Nonetheless Fani is eminently going to bang it out and shellac
this racketeering mobster with his multifaceted lies and deceit.
He’s being swallowed from his fairy tales found in his final tweet.
Spoiling all the donors with their black money for our Clarence
as Ginni plays her fiddle being pestered with no forbearance.
Let’s blow taps in the foggy night for our despicable slimy Scotus
as Cavanagh, Roberts and Alito days are numbered without notice.
Trying to murder the genius of our Irish brother named Robinette
as the jealous all conceal their identities with an evil silhouette.
My goodness let the light of our Messiah shine with the morning dew
as the happiness promised us we so proudly, congenially pursue.